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FUNNY OF THE WEEK:
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MAID OF MONEY
Copyright; Bob Wombacher
"Doc, I'm really in a pickle;
My little girl just ate a nickel,
And then coughed up, (in random order),
A dime, three pennies and a quarter.
I'm at a loss, Doc; what to do?
I'll leave prognoses up to you."
(I've prospered doing as he bid:
Just feeding nickels to my kid.)
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FUNNY POEM OF THE WEEK
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FROWING OLD GRACEFULLY
Copyright; Donna Vickodil
There's a mole on my neck that's growing a hair
When I was younger it wasn't there
A lot of things changed since I've grown older
like my fallen arches and this hump on my shoulder
Yesterday I noticed a twitch in one eye
and spots on my hand that resemble a fly
I used to be able to party all night
but now to stay awake until five is a fight
My breasts used to be firm and quite pert
Now I have to be careful they don't drag in the dirt
Gravity surely has taken its toll
What was once on the surface is now in a hole
The backs of my arms are wobbly like jelly
and I found the remote tucked under my belly
I used to eat steak but now I can't chew it
Growing old gracefully. I don't think I can do it
Copyright; Donna Vickodil
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