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FUNNY OF THE WEEK: (with apologies to the guys!)
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A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an
exemplary married couple for 35 years, I will give you
each a wish"
"I want to travel around the world with my dearest
husband" said the wife
The Fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra!
Two tickets appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment
and said: "Well this moment is very romantic, but an
opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime.
So... I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife
30 years younger than me".
The wife was deeply disappointed but a wish was a wish.
The Fairy made a circle with her magic stick and......
abracadabra!..
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
Moral of the story ... some men might be bastards, but
Fairies are....female.
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FUNNY POEM OF THE WEEK: (with apologies to
the girls!)
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THE NEW DRESS
Copyright; Ron Selby
A lady walked into the room
to show hubby her new dress,
She was a rather large lady
around forty two in the chest.
The dress was cut really low
showed off her feminine shape,
Her husband's eyes almost popped
all he could do was gape!
"Where did you get that dress, my dear?"
said hubby with a grin.
"There seems to be more of you out of it
than there is within.
You really look desirable, dear!
It's the greatest dress by far!
You really look sexy,
especially as your not wearing a bra!"
"How did you know that I had no bra?"
she asked her loving spouse.
"Now don't you get me wrong my dear!
That dress, it looks real grouse!
I can tell you have no bra on, dear,
behind all that frill and lace,
I can tell real easy
'cause all the wrinkles have gone from your face!"
Copyright; Ron Selby
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