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Extremely Bad Advice for Parents

A curious way to spot parents
I'll tell you how, for free,
They're the people with photos in their wallets
Where their money used to be.

Teach children the value of money,
Remind them how much you've lost
On a very regular basis,
Tell them how much they've cost!

Give children every toy they want,
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They'll be so bored that when they grow up
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And playing up on you all day
Tell them they once had a brother...
The One that didn't obey!

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Make sure they get lost at the supermarket
Again and again and again ....

Some signs on cars say 'Mum's Taxi'
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Its wrongly worded anyway,
It's "Mum driven out of her wits"!

Another piece of advice for Mum,
When your child has a dirty face,
Water is a poor alternative to
Spit on a hanky of lace

If your child gets a question right,
Tell him "Boy, what a lucky guess!"
Then he'll always think himself LUCKY,
When he gets himself out of a mess.

I wrote this in my diary
words of wisdom straight from the heart
"The face of a child can say it all,"
Especially - the mouth part

Remember to get the family photos out
When they bring their mates around - then
Embarrass with their baby 'nudie' shots,
They'll never have friends over again.

When you're woken Sunday morning -
with another question from your kid
"Dad do you know where does rain come from?"
Tell him, "God's crying over something you did!"

If anything goes wrong with my parental advice
Remember it was given for free
I'll show you the photos in my empty wallet
I'm broke SO DON'T SUE ME!

Copyright; Lynette McCauley


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Poetry Can Newsletter July 2011

    

      

Poetry Can Newsletter

July 2011

 

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Welcome to the July Poetry Can Newsletter

Preperations for Bristol Poetry Festival 2011 are now pretty much finalised. The programme looks like this:

Fri 9th Sept          8.00pm       Park Street Poetry
     
Sat 10th Sept       8.00pm       Dead Poets Slam

Sun 11th Sept        - 

 

Mon 12th Sept      8.00pm        Acoustic Night

 

Tues 13th Sept      - 

 

Wed 14th Sept      6.30pm       FLASH

 

Thur 15th Sept     12.30pm      Can Openers

 

                           7.30pm       Simon Armitage, Sean O'Brien

 

Fri 16th Sept         7.30pm       Douglas Dunn, Katharine Towers,

                                             Rachael Boast  

 

Sat 17th Sept       12.30pm      20 Poets Perform

 

                           3.00pm       Youth Poetry Slam

 

                           7.30pm       Bristol Poetry Slam

 

Sun 18th Sept       3.00pm        Menna Elfyn, Owen Sheers, Ellie Evans

 

                           7.30pm        The Captain's Tower

                                             - a celebration of Bob Dylan at 70

 

Mon 19th Sept       7.30pm       The Music of Poetry

                                              Dervla Kirwan and Johnathan Davidson

 

Tues 20th Sept       -                  

 

Wed 21st Sept       7.30pm       Two Hats - One Green, One Blue and 

                                              One Red

   

However, if any poetry organisers or promoters would like to get in touch about planning something for the festival please use this programme as an anti-clash guide and get in touch with Poetry Can by emailing info@poetrycan.co.uk 


The Poetry Can new website is now live at: www.poetrycan.co.uk 

It is full of useful information and has a completely new look, however we are still uploading information to some sections of the site, so please be patient if what you are looking for isn't there yet.   

 
In This Issue
Poem of the Month
Notices
Events - Bristol and Bath
Metonia Institute
 

Poem of the Month


The Men of Terry Street

 

They come in at night, leave in the early morning.
I hear their footsteps, the ticking of bicycle chains,
Sudden blasts of motorcycles, whimpering of vans.
Somehow I am either in bed, or the curtains are drawn.  

 

This masculine invisibility makes gods of them,
A pantheon of boots and overalls.
But when you see them, home early from work
Or at their Sunday leisure, they are too tired  

 

And bored to look long at comfortably.
It hurts to see their faces, too sad and too jovial.
They quicken their step at the smell of cooking,
They hold up their children and sing to them.

 

 

Douglas Dunn

from Terry Street

published by Faber & Faber 


 
Notices

 

Words & Ears/Bradford on Avon Fringe Festival Poetry Competition

Deadline August 12th

For downloads of the rules and details click here

 

Slambassadors online Youth Slam open for entries

The Poetry Society's UK-wide Youth Poetry Slam is now open.

Deadline for entries is Friday 9th December

Young people across the UK, make some noise!

Full details can be found here: Slambassadors

   

Live Canon International Poetry Competition 2011

Deadline: 29th July       First Prize: £1000

20 poems will be shortlisted and published in a collection to be performed at the prize giving.

Judge: Glyn Maxwell

For full details: Live Canon Comp 

 

Creative Writing Summer Schools - Folkhouse, Bristol 

Saturday workshops on creative writing £24.00/ £21.75, £15.50

10am to 4pm

Sat 30th July: How To Plot Your Novel - do you have an idea for a novel? Have you started a novel, lost your way or got stuck? We shall go through how to plot a novel with commercial appeal.

Mon 1st Aug: Poetry Workshop - fancy writing poetry, but don't know where to start? Been writing poetry and fancy writing more? Come along to this fun day workshop. Prepare to be surprised and come away with a poem or two!

Weds 3rd Aug: The Writing Gym - flex your imagination, have fun and end up with your own writer's toolkit. Whether you are new to writing or need a kick start, come along and meet other people who want to write, while taking inspiration and tips away with you.

All workshops led by Rosemary Dun - published author, lecturer in creative writing with the Open University, MA (Creative Writing).

Ffi: http://www.bristolfolkhouse.co.uk/index.php 

 

Myslexia Online Poetry Workshops

In order to help people write poems to enter the Myslexia competiton (below) there are a series of specially-commissioned poetry workshops by Jane Holland.

The workshops can be found by clicking here: Myslexia Workshops

 

Myslexia Women's Poetry Competition 2011  

Deadline 18 July

Judge: Jo Shapcott    

Mslexia Women's Poetry Competition is for poems of any length and on any subject by women writers.

Entry fee: £7 for up to three poems

For more information, and a detailed list of rules, visit www.mslexia.co.uk/poetrycompetition

Ffi: 0191 233 3860; poetry@mslexia.co.uk

 

Orchard Foundation  

Creative Writing for Wellbeing Courses

Creative writing for wellbeing courses and training with Fiona Hamilton and Nigel Gibbons at Glenfall House Retreat and Conference Centre, Cheltenham, Gloucs.

For further details visit: www.orchardfoundation.co.uk 

 

Poetry Can website - A to Z of poets

The Poetry Can website now has an operating A to Z listing of poets. It is possible to add your name to the listing via the online form here. 

However, on the new website, Poetry Can will now only be listing poets based in the South West who: 

  • have been published (other than self-published)
  • have won poetry prizes or awards  
  • have been a featured poet at two poetry or literature festivals (including open-air festivals)
  • if you are a performance poet you must have been booked as least twice by established promoters (eg Apples and Snakes) 

If you fit these criteria please fill in the submission form as fully and up to date as possible and your listing will be added to the site. (It is not an automatic system so will take a few days to be checked and uploaded)

If you are already in the listing please check your entry and send any updated information to Poetry Can via the submission form. 


Spoken/Written Bulletin SW website

Spoken/Written Bulletin SW covers the entire southwest region and contains a wealth of
information about all things live and literary.

Sign up now!   

www.cartwheels-collective.co.uk/Spoken_Written_Bulletin.html 

 

Professional Development Surgeries

The Poetry Can offers free professional development surgeries for poets in the region.
These will be available on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays.

To book a surgery call Colin Brown, Director of Poetry Can,
on:  (0117) 933 0900 


The Poetry Can address

The Poetry Can

12 Great George Street,

Bristol,BS1 5RH

Tel: (0117) 933 0900    

website: www.poetrycan.co.uk 

e: info@poetrycan.co.uk

 

 

 
Events (chronological)

We would like to ask all events organisers to please update us whenever you can at:

 info@poetrycan.co.uk or visit www.poetrycan.co.uk to submit your event to the website, and your event will be added to this newsletter.

 Events listing as accurate as possible at time of publishing using information received.

 

Poetry Unlimited - Cafe Kino, Stokes Croft, Bristol

Date: Tues 5th July     Time: 11.30am     Price: Free
Bring a couple of poems to share, another poet's or your own.
Theme of the month: Purchase
Ffi: mandd@gentlyblown.co.uk

 

Bristol Can Openers - Central Library, College Breen, Bristol

Date: Thurs 7th July      Time: 12.00      Price: free

Featuring guest poet: David Briggs

Plus open floor - bring your own work to share.

A time to listen to and chat with other poets.

Ffi: info@poetrycan.co.uk

 

Arts House Open Mic - The Arts House, 108a Stokes Croft, Bristol 

Date: Thurs 7th July    Time: 8.30pm      Price: Free

A poetry friendly unplugged open mic with alternating hosts Jeremy Toombs and Jules Landau.

Ffi: www.theartshouse.org 

   

Bath Poetry Cafe Writing Day- BRLSI, 16-18 Queens Square, Bath

Date: Sat 9th July     Time: 3.30pm    Price: Free

Featuring readings from fifteen poets who have attended the first ever Cafe writing Day.

Ffi: jimboyle@gotadsl.co.uk

 

Story-Poems in the Yurt - St. Andrews Park, Bishopston, Bristol

Date: Sun 10th July    Time: 12.00 - 6.00pm   Price: Free

ParkArts11 presents poets Ralph Hoyte, Lawrence Pettener, Jackie Davis, Talking Tekla and Trevor Carter reading long 'story' or narrative poems all afternoon. Come flirt in the yurt with poetry! 

Ffi: www.friendsofstandrewspark.ning.com 

 

Poetry and a Pint - St James Wine Vaults, off Julian Rd, Bath

Date: Mon 11th July    Time: 8.00pm    Price: £2 / £1

Open poetry slots- bring your own poems to share

Plus special guests: David Briggs and Patrick Brandon

Ffi: Richard Carder: 01225 313531    

 

Bard of Windmill Hill - St. Stephens Church, off Corn St, Bristol

Date: Weds 13th July     Time: 1.10pm    Price: Free

Trevor Carter will be reciting poems accompanied by David Mowat

on jazz trumpet.

  

Portcullis Poets -  Eugenie House, 1-3 Royal York Crescent, Bristol 

Date: Thurs 14th July   Time: 8.00pm    Price: Free or £1 towards wine

Open reading and discussion.  Doors open 7.50pm 

Optional theme: Being Yourself

Bring your own poems or those of others, or just come to listen.  

Ffi:jdms@hotmail.co.uk

 

Arts House Open Mic - The Arts House, 108a Stokes Croft, Bristol

Date: Thurs 14th July     Time: 8.30pm      Price: Free

A poetry friendly unplugged open mic with alternating hosts Jeremy Toombs and Jules Landau.

Ffi: www.theartshouse.org 

 

John Hegley, Family and Friends - Bristol Central Library

Date: Fri 15th July        Time: 7.00pm      Price £8

John Hegley performs his innovative and popular poems and songs in the beautiful siurroundings of Bristol Central Libraries Grade 1 listed reading room.

Ffi: andrew.cox@bristol.gov.uk 

 

Acoustic Night -Halo Cafe Bar, 141 Gloucester Rd, Bristol

Date: Mon 18th July   Time: 8.15pm    Price: Free (donations)

Bristol's longest running open mic poetry and music night.

Featuring poet Sally Jenkinson plus musician Alex Garraway 

Sign up from 7.45 for a slot.

Ffi: anditrans@hotmail.com

Facebook: Fans of acousticnightbristol

 

ASP Poetry Circle -Broadlands School, Keynsham

Date: Thurs 21st July      Time: 7.30pm      Price: Free

Bring a couple of poems to share, another poet's or your own.

Theme: Bins

Ffi: mandd@gentlyblown.co.uk  

 

Arts House Open Mic - The Arts House, 108a Stokes Croft, Bristol 

Date: Thurs 21st July     Time: 8.30pm      Price: Free

A poetry friendly unplugged open mic with alternating hosts Jeremy Toombs and Jules Landau.

Ffi: www.theartshouse.org  

 

Poetry Afternoon with Lesley Saunders - Acton Court, Iron Acton, Bristol

Date: Sat 23rd July     Time: 4.00pm      Price: £4

After a poetry workshop for all poets of all ages at 1.00-3.30pm

Lesley Saunders will read from her collection I Am the White Horse inspired by her residency at Acton Court.

Ffi: 01454 228224 

 

Poetry at The Lansdown - The Lansdown, Clifton Rd, Bristol

Date: Tues 26th July      Time: 8.00pm      Price: Free

Round-the-table poetry and discussion group. All welcome to bring one or two of their own poems to read.

Ffi: charlesthompson8000@yahoo.co.uk

   

Arts House Open Mic- The Arts House, 108a Stokes Croft, Bristol 

Date: Thurs 28th July   Time: 8.30pm      Price: Free

A poetry friendly unplugged open mic with alternating hosts

Jeremy Toombs and  Jules Landau.

Ffi:www.theartshouse.org 

  

Under Stokes Croft - Bristol Old Vic, King Street, Bristol

Date: Fri 29th July    Time: 7.00pm   Price: Free

A live graphic novel by MC and Poet Jack Dean, Under Stokes Croft takes inspiration from Dylan Thomas' legendary Under Milk Wood to document 24-and-a-bit hours in the life of Bristol's own Bohemia, centering around the infamous night of 21st April 2011, the Tesco riots.

Part of Bristol Old Vic's Ferment series

Ffi: www.bristololdvic.org.uk

 

Jellyhead - Bristol Old Vic, King Street, Bristol

Date: Fri 29th July    Time: 9.30pm   Price: Free

Written and performed by Byron Vincent

If you're going to fight a bully, ensure your back up isn't an imaginary dwarf. Just one of many lessons learnt in the exploits of an awkward kid at odds with his council estate. From aspiration to exasperation, drugs, dance music and disaffection. 

Part of Bristol Old Vic's Ferment series

Ffi: www.bristololdvic.org.uk

 

  

Please remember to check the Poetry Can website for further events news. The website is updated on a weekly basis.

 
Poetry Can is a poetry development agency based in Bristol UK.

 

Poetry Can believes that poetry has a unique power to explore and express the experiences of life: poetry affects everyone. Poetry Can sees its role as enabling and encouraging as many people as possible across communities to get involved in poetry activity, raising awareness and enjoyment of this powerful art form.

Poetry Can seeks guitarist/singer!

 

As part of Bristol Poetry Festival 2011, Poetry Can are putting on an event called The Captains Tower - a celebration of Bob Dylan at 70 

which requires a guitarist/singer who can perform 3 songs by Bob Dylan:

 

Don't Think Twice

Tangled Up in Blue

and Dark Eyes.

 

If you can perform these songs to a high standard, or know of someone who can, please get in touch with Poetry Can at:

info@poetrycan.co.uk 

 

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