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FUNNY OF THE WEEK:
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"An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge
of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that
the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
'Let's have a party, Homer,' she suggested. 'Let's kill a
pig.'
"The farmer scratched his grizzled head. 'Gee, Ethel,' he
finally answered, 'I don't see why the pig should take the
blame for something that happened fifty years ago.'"
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FUNNY THOUGHT OF THE WEEK:
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How a woman can take hot boiling wax, pour it on very
tender parts of her body, rip the hair out by the
roots...........but is still afraid of a darn little
spider!
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FUNNY (SHORT POEM) OF THE WEEK:
Copyright; Zach Baldwin
I'm not allowed to run the train
The whistle I can't blow
I'm not allowed to say how fast
The railroad train can go
I'm not allowed to shoot off steam
Nor can I clang the bell
But let the dammed train jump the track
And see who catches hell!
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FUNNY POEM OF THE WEEK
A modern day fairy tale.
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CINDERELLA
Copyright; Rod Gibson
The clairvoyant said the two ugly step sisters
would both win the heart of The Prince
charged them a hundred each
for separate readings,
hoped they wouldn't talk to each other,
and hasn't been seen since.
On the night of the ball
Martha and Mabel's auras shone like moons,
magic crystals dangling to their knees,
their chakras highly tuned,
drove there in a limo
uttering positive affirmations,
stopped off for quick Kombucha teas
and colonic irrigations,
had hasty herbal infusions
before entering the ball,
then, to avoid confusion,
gave the therapist a call.
Cindy, on the other hand,
was so cool, like most poor girls,
drank milk to line her stomach
and wore her mother's pearls,
climbed in through the window
and blew a joint with the band,
then did a real bluesy one,
for which she received a huge hand.
Then exited just before midnight,
leaving her number in her slipper,
walked home, gutted the wine cask,
and watched old re-runs of "Flipper".
Next morning came a letter
in a style which made her wince –
"Cindy, I love you, call me"
…The Prince.
Copyright; Rod Gibson
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