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THOUGHT OF THE WEEK:
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A Zen master once said to me,
"Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.
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FUNNY POEM OF THE WEEK
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WORDS FROM HUSBAND TO WIFE
Copyright; Lance Gordon
I am enamored by your beauty
by the way you're tanned of color.
I just sit awe fully astonished
as you cast light into the night.
I wonder if obscurity has attached upon my vision
because your body is untouched of a blemish.
I have trouble possessing time
all day is not enough with you.
I stand and cast my ears to listen
as your vocals are that of a bird.
I stand back and survey you sitting
admiring your steadfast posture.
I am amazed at (slight pause)
Oh good morning honey!
I was just thinking about my car.
Copyright; Lance Gordon
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