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[News] PIW 15 September 2010

PIW 15 September 2010

The second PIW issue of September is now online. We're featuring poetry from seven poets based in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe: Clemence Chinyani, Lilian Dube, Thandeka Gonde, Shari Eppel, Deon Marcus, Mthabisi Phili and Mgcini Nyoni. With diverse professional experience alongside their poetry-writing, ranging from youth counselling to academia, psychology to accountancy, this group of young poets represents a slice of the vibrant poetry scene today in Zimbabwe's second city.

The United Kingdom presents three poets who are past or present judges of competitions run by the Poetry Society: Jane Draycott, whose poems published on PIW include an extract from her reinterpretation of the medieval narrative poem Pearl, Daljit Nagra, who gained great acclaim for his first full collection, Look We Have Coming to Dover!, and Deryn Rees-Jones, well known in the UK for both her poetry and her criticism.

Read the articles and poems in the current issue of PIW at www.poetryinternationalweb.org

Poem of the Week

LETTERS AT SEA
J. Slauerhoff

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IN THE ALPS
Nyk de Vries

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DarkPoetry Poem of the Day: Lost

I had a window once
Learned a lot from it
Never suffered of it

A reality since lost
Softened by the hourglass
Hard but tender

I had a rose once
Kissed by spring's cleansing drops
Purer than anything living today

For after all
Purity is behind us always
Lost the definition of it

So for the young
Purity will be filth
Compared to our tastes

And on and on it goes
Until there are no young
The living lost in their own filth

It pains me to think of it
How much we never got to see
Being born so late

The stars before internal combustion
The sun when it was safe to sit under
The sound of silence in the world

Lost

But the silence is patient

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Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when
Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!"

"Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong
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ONE UGLY DOG
Copyright; Wally Finch
(From his book 'Been There – Done That')

"Davo" Davidson had a dog
that was the meanest thing around.
No one knew what breed he was.
We just called him "that mongrel hound"
People throughout our Shire
always gave him the widest berth
Because he stood over a metre tall
and was huge around the girth.

Mid afternoon on Saturdays
Davo always came to town
And settled down in the Public Bar
till closing time came round,
Calling Davo an arrogant man
was to understate the case.
But still he had an aura
that gave character to the place.

Now we know it isn't legal
and we know it isn't right
Davo could con any stranger
to put his dog up to fight.
Watching Davo reel his victims in
was incredible to see.
They paid up on a chancy set up
applied convincingly.

How they bolted without caution,
like thirsty horses to water.
Little knowing little caring,
they were led like lambs to slaughter.
Their first sign of trouble came
when they saw "that mongrel hound".
The second came as they learned defeat
has a distinctive sound.

One stranger seemed familiar.
Davo thought he'd seen him before.
But the stranger said, "I've not been here
for twenty years or more.
"But perhaps you might've heard about
my African Fighting Dog -
Ugliest thing you ever saw -
brainless as a hollow log,"

Everyone stood silent
while Davo moved in for the kill.
He dared the stranger to fight his dog.
All was quiet and still.
The stranger agreed to get his dog with,
"I'll meet you in the street,"
The battle would be waged as usual
in the dust and the heat.

When Davo saw the stranger's dog
he couldn't believe his eyes.
The ugliest thing he ever saw
and what an enormous size!
The beast had strange tufts of hair
around the back of head and throat
And an evil look in his yellow eye,
Davo cleared his throat.

The fight ended in an instant
with a growl sounding like a roar.
The ugly dog clobbered that mongrel hound
with a mighty paw,
Well Davo's dog was sent rolling
fairly half way up the street
He ran for his life as Davo muttered,
"First time he's been beat."

As he paid the stranger his winnings
Davo scratched his head,
"Never heard of that breed before.
African Fighting Dog you said?"
"That's right, Davo," the stranger said.
"He's an ugly critter hey?
But you should've seen him
before I shaved that mane away."

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My Life Song - New Poem from Linda Ellis

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September 15, 2010
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Hello,

Thank you for being a part of my mailing list! I love sharing my new stories and poems with all of you and I enjoy receiving your thoughts and feedback.

I do hope you enjoy my latest inspiration...

LIVE YOUR DASH!
Linda Ellis

NEW POEM

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"My Life Song"

Excerpt:

Life's answers weren't always clear
until I looked through aging eyes
at the should've beens...the could've beens,
the what if's...and the why's.

~Linda Ellis