Home | Poem | Jokes | Games | Science | Biography | বাংলা


Library of Congress Daily Digest Bulletin

You have requested to receive a Daily Digest e-mail from Library of Congress.

Message: 1
From: Library of Congress <loc@service.govdelivery.com>
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2010 07:00:13 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Lucia Perillo Awarded Bobbitt National Prize for Poetry

Lucia Perillo Awarded Bobbitt National Prize for Poetry

The Library of Congress will award the 2010 Rebekah Johnson Bobbitt National Prize for Poetry to Lucia Perillo for her book "Inseminating the Elephant."


Update your subscriptions, modify your password or e-mail address, or stop subscriptions at any time on your Subscriber Preferences Page. You will need to use your e-mail address to log in. If you have questions or problems with the subscription service, please contact support@govdelivery.com.

This service is provided to you at no charge by Library of Congress.

GovDelivery, Inc. sending on behalf of Library of Congress · 101 Independence Ave, SE · Washington DC 20540 · 202-707-5000

Funny Poetrezine!

************* Funny Poetrezine! ******************

Omss, thank you for subscribing to "Funny
Poetrezine!"

Note: You're getting this Poetrezine, because you
or someone at your home/office subscribed to it.

If this newsletter bugs the jiminis out of you,
simply scroll right to the bottom and remove
yourself from the list.

And we'll be history.:)

============= ######## =================

Published by Duncan Flynn
Copyright © 2004, All rights reserved.

PO Box 1041 ~
Maleny, Queensland
4552 Australia

Phone: 0417 721 802

============= ######## =================

Funny Poets web site - http://www.funnypoets.com

======================================

Author, Editor-in-Chief & Publisher:

Duncan Flynn email@funnypoets.com

======================================

SEND IT ON!
_______________________

Forward this to a friend and tell them they
can subscribe for free at:

http://www.funnypoets.com/freeinfo.html

========================================

FUNNY OF THE WEEK:
========================================

WELFARE BLOOPERS

The following excerpts are drawn from letters written by
citizens applying for payments from a state welfare agency.


I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to
twins in the enclosed envelope.

I am very much annoyed to find you have branded my son
illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week
before he was born.

Unless I get my money soon, I will be forced to live an
immortal life.

You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a
difference?

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and three children,
one of which is a mistake as you can see.

I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me
why?

I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was
born.

Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been
visited regularly by the clergy.

Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am
now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy
weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children I
have on half a sheet of paper.

My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago and I
haven't had any relief since.

I want my money as quick as I can get it. I've been in bed
with the doctor for two weeks now and he doesn't do me any
good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for
another doctor.

I am writing to say that my baby was born two years old,
when do I get my money.

This is my eighth child, what are you going to do about it?

You have changed my little boy to a little girl, will this
make any difference?

Please send me money at once since I have fallen into error
with my landlord.

I have no children as yet as my husband is a bus driver and
works day and night.


========================================

FUNNY POEM OF THE WEEK:

========================================

THE CUSTOMER

Copyright: Frank Halliwell

"Good morning! Thanks for calling us!
We're pleased to hear from you!
Your call's important to us
So we've placed you in a queue.

Please find your account number and
Be sure it is correct..
It's twenty digits long and if you
Mis-type, I'll reject.

I'll lead you through the whole routine
Please use your touch type phone.
Press eight and follow with the hash
After you hear the tone.

If you are a new client here..
Press two, ..if old, press three.
Press four in case we've done something
With which you disagree!

You have pressed four, please wait a moment
While I transfer you..
And please enjoy, while we play you
A symphony or two!

Our staff are all too busy now
To talk to such as you
Your call is so important that
We've placed you in a queue."

Time passes and the music lingers
On, and bye and bye..
My cheek and ear go fast asleep,
My wrist gets R.S.I.

But wait! It may be there is hope!
I hear a ringing sound,
At last a human voice is heard
After the runaround!

"Good morning, this is Ladies wear
And may we help somehow?
Complaints?.. Oh! Just hang on a tick
I'll transfer you right now!..."

"Good morning! Thanks for calling us!
We're pleased to hear from you!
Your call's important to us
So we've placed you in a queue."

Copyright; Ron Selby
http://www.funnypoets.com

========================================

"Earn a Full-time Income from Part-time Poetry!"

Want to leave your job and earn the same income
(or more) from poetry? You don't know where to start?

Find hundreds of tips and ideas from successful poets
in the exciting new e-book 'Earn a Full-time Income from
Part-time Poetry', compiled by Arcadia Flynn.

Omss, click here to find out more:

http://www.funnypoets.com/income4poets.htm

========================================

Wealth Skills, P.O.Box 1041, Maleny, Qld 4552, Australia

--
To unsubscribe visit:
http://getresponse.com/unsubscribe.html?x=a62b&m=Ncd&s=wGpoD&y=1&

To change your contact details visit:
http://getresponse.com/change_details.html?x=a62b&s=wGpoD&y=D&

[Poetry Chaikhana] Fakhruddin Iraqi - My eyes so fix

Here's your Daily Poem from the Poetry Chaikhana --

 

My eyes so fix

By Fakhruddin Iraqi
(? - 1289)

English version by William Chittick and Peter Lamborn Wilson

 

My eyes so fix
          upon your image
that whatever I gaze at
          I imagine you.

 

-- from Fakhruddin Iraqi: Divine Flashes (Classics of Western Spirituality) , by William Chittick / Nasr Seyyed Hossein

Amazon.com


/ Photo by Khashayar Elyassi /

============

Thought for the Day:

The answer is in front of you.
Find a way to see.

============

Here's your Daily Music selection --


Azam Ali

Portals of Grace

Listen - Purchase

More Music Selections

 

Hi Omss -

That's the way, isn't it?

When we turn our full focus to the Divine, when our entire being hungrily reaches for the Eternal, the world around us conspires to reveal glimpses. The smallest thing, properly gazed upon with the whole self, unmasks itself as the Beloved.

--

Fakhruddin Ibrahim 'Iraqi (sometimes written Araqi or Eraqi) was a fascinating figure who bridged several Sufi traditions and traveled through much of the Muslim world.

'Iraqi was born near Hamadan, in what is today Iran. (The name 'Iraqi does not refer to the modern country of Iraq, but to the local region around Hamadan.)

While still a young boy, 'Iraqi gained local fame for having memorized the entire Koran and reciting it aloud. He went on to acquire an impressive education in his teens.

This properly devout young man surprised everyone when he abandoned his community and joined a group of traveling Kalandar dervishes. Kalandar Sufis had a bohemian, some would even say heretical, lifestyle and expression of the Muslim faith.

The young 'Iraqi eventually ended up in Multan in what is modern day Pakistan. There he received formal initiation into the Sufi way by the head of the Suhrawardiyya Sufi Order, one of the most influential Sufi groups in the Indian subcontinent. 'Iraqi lived in Multan for 25 years as one of the Suhrawardis, composing poetry. As shaykh of the Suhrawardi Order was dying, he named Fakhruddin 'Iraqi to be his successor.

When it became known that 'Iraqi had been named head of the Suhrawardi Order, some in the order became jealous and denounced him to the local sultan who sought to have 'Iraqi arrested.

'Iraqi fled the area with a few close companions, and they eventually made their way to Mecca and Medina. Later they moved north to Konya in Turkey. This was Konya at the time of Rumi. 'Iraqi often listened to Rumi teach and recite poetry, and later attended Rumi's funeral.

Although 'Iraqi was nominally the head (in exile) of a large and respected Sufi order, he humbly became the disciple of another Sufi master -- Sadruddin Qunawi, who also lived in Konya at the time. Qunawi was the son-in-law of the recently deceased Sufi philosoper Ibn 'Arabi. Although less known in the West today, Qunawi was perhaps the preeminent Sufi teacher in Konya at the time, even better known than his neighbor Rumi.

'Iraqi was deeply devoted to Qunawi and to the teachings of Ibn 'Arabi. It was a series of speeches Qunawi delivered on the esoteric meaning of Ibn 'Arabi's great works that inspired 'Iraqi to compose his own masterpiece of commentary and poetry named the Lama'at or Divine Flashes.

When Fakhruddin 'Iraqi died he was buried near Ibn 'Arabi's tomb.

--

Have a beautiful day... and see what you see! :-)

Ivan

 

Share Your Thoughts on today's poem or my commentary...

 

 

 

New on the Poetry Chaikhana Blog

In addition to the daily poem, other recent blog posts include:

 

... Find the Poetry Chaikhana on Facebook and Twitter ...

Support the Poetry Chaikhana

Donations to the Poetry Chaikhana in any amount are always welcome. Thank you!

Click here
 
You can also support the Poetry Chaikhana, as well as the authors and publishers of sacred poetry, by purchasing some of the recommended books through the links on this site. Thank you!
A small amount each month makes a big difference. Become a voluntary Subscriber for just $2/mo.  
Help the Poetry Chaikhana reach more people. Become a Supporter for just $10/mo.

 

Poetry Chaikhana Home

New
| Books | Music | Teahouse | About | Contact
Poets by: Name| Tradition | Timeline Poetry by: Theme | Commentary


Blog | Forum | Facebook | Twitter

www.Poetry-Chaikhana.com

Poetry Chaikhana
P.O. Box 2320
Boulder, CO 80306

 

Ivan M. Granger's original poetry, stories and commentaries are Copyright © 2002 - 2010 by Ivan M. Granger.
All other material is copyrighted by the respective authors, translators and/or publishers.

============

Plain Text: If you have any difficulty reading this HTML formatted email, please let me know and I can send you plain text emails instead.

Friday Only: If you want to receive only one poem email each week, reply to this email and change the Subject to "Friday Only".

Canceling: If you wish to stop receiving this Daily Poem email from the Poetry Chaikhana, simply reply to this email and change the Subject to "Cancel".