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FUNNY OF THE WEEK:
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FUNNY (SHORT POEM) OF THE WEEK:
Copyright: Laurie Meintjes
Leonarda he teasa
The young Mona Lisa
"Why you smila like so?
"This is odd way of smiling
"And is very beguiling,
"You gotta dark secret, I know."
Mona she place a
Hand to her face a,
And she make a shy reply:
"Papa, I thmila like thith
"Becauth I gotta no tith."
Then she break a down and cry.
Now Papa de Vinci
Say: "Shush shush my Chichi,
"I tell you for what I do,
"I painta your picture,
"A beauuuutiful picture,
"And we hang it in the Louvre."
Copyright; Laurie Meintjes
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FUNNY THOUGHT OF THE WEEK:
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A few one-liners from Stephen Wright…
I sometimes wonder if I was born one day earlier how my
life would be different. I probably would have been asking
this question yesterday.
I had a MRI to find out if I has claustraphpbia
I was told that practise makes perfect. Nobodys perfect so
I stopped practising.
Did the end of the Cold War start global warming.
I have a new camera, it is so advanced I don't need it.
I bought an iPod, it can store 5,000 songs or one telephone
message from my mother.
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FUNNY POEM OF THE WEEK
Feel free to replace the name 'Paul' with your own!
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OAP (Old Aged Paul)
Copyright; Paul Seymour
I'm cashing in
Me coupons
I'm 'anging up
Me suit
It's finally
Official
I'm a certified
old coot
I've got me
Disabled sticker
The pension's
Coming soon
I'm swapping
In me steak knife
For a wooden
Spoon
There's handles on
The bathtub
Big numbers
On the phone
And a panic button
I can push
If I fall
At home
I knew
One day
Me time
Would come
So this is REALLY it
Goodbye
Paul the Younger
Hello
Paul the daft Old git
Copyright; Paul Seymour
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