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FUNNY OF THE WEEK:
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An old garden snake goes to see his Doctor.
"Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very
well these days."
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells
him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor
he's very depressed.
Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses
help you?"
"The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've
been living with a garden hose the past 2 years!"
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FUNNY POEM OF THE WEEK
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UDDERS
Copyright; Stephen Cree
If women had udders
and cows had breasts
what would be shown in The Sun?
Would it be Daisy
the feisty heifer
boasting 98-100-91?
Would it be Sharon
the Croydon belle
With udder attached to her sternum?
She'd have admiring bullocks
throughout the land
though four-teated Sharon'd spurn 'em.
Would Farmer's Monthly
become a jazz mag
top shelf stuff not for sale to the nippers?
Would Playboy become
a livestock guide
a rattling good read for sheep dippers?
This fascination
for lactiferous glands
raises questions I believe worth pursuing.
Who was the first man
to milk a cow
and what did he think he was doing?
Copyright; Stephen Cree
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